27 creative and funny voicemail greeting messages

If you’re searching for creative and funny voicemail greeting messages, you’ve come to the right place.

Ever called someone and got hit with the same old “leave a message after the beep” routine?

How many boring work voicemail greetings have you heard that just say the old lines?

*Yawn* We feel you.

That’s why we’re here to shake up your voicemail game with a whopping 27 funny voicemail greetings audio messages that are witty, creative and hilarious.

Let’s face it – voicemails can be about as exciting as watching paint dry. But what if we told you that your business voicemail greeting could become the hottest topic among your callers?

Picture this: your friends, family, or clients calling in, not just to leave a message, but to have a good laugh or a moment of sheer delight. Sounds fun? I know.

27 creative and funny voicemail greeting messages curated just for you

1. The classic chuckle:

“Hello, you’ve reached [Your Name]. I’m either on the phone or pretending to be busy. Leave your message, and I’ll get back to you when I can muster the energy.”

2. The office comedian:

“You’ve reached the office of [Your Name]. Our meetings are booked, our coffee is strong, and our voicemails are legendary. Leave your message after the laugh!”

3. The top-secret pasta agent:

“You’ve reached Agent [Your Last Name]. I’m currently on a top-secret mission to find the best pasta in town, but if you already know where I can get thethe best pasta place in town, let me know, and I’ll get back to you right away.”

4. The coffee addict:

“Hey, it’s [Your Name]. Currently on a coffee-fueled adventure and searching. Leave your message, and I’ll get back to you once my caffeine hits.”

5. The film buff:

“You’ve dialed [Your Name]’s cinematic hotline. If you can guess which movie quote I’m thinking of, I’ll call you back. Leave your guess at the beep!”

6. The Pajama CEO:

“Welcome to [Your Company], where decisions are made in PJs. I’m [Your Name], the Pajama CEO. Leave your message, and let’s conquer the business world in our PJs.”

7. The mime impression:

(Silence for a few seconds) “Oh, you’ve reached [Your Name]’s voicemail! Sorry about that, I’m practicing my mime skills right now. Impressions can wait—leave a message!”

8. The introvert:

“Hi, it’s [Your Name]. Uhhh, leave me a message and I’ll get back to you once I recharge my social battery. Thanks.”

9. The GPS guru:

“You’ve reached the voicemail of [Your Name]. If you’re lost, don’t worry; you’re not alone. Leave your location, and I’ll try to guide you back.”

10. The lost in translation:

“Namaste! This is [Your Name]. Sorry, I got carried away with my Hindi lessons. Leave a message in any language, and I’ll do my best to understand.”

11. The animal lover:

“Hey there, it’s [Your Name]. I’m out volunteering at the local animal shelter right now. Leave your message, and I promise to give it as much attention as these adorable little kittens.”

12. The cupcake obsession:

“You’ve reached [Your Name]’s voicemail, and just like my love for cupcakes, I’m all ears. Leave a message, and let’s chat frosting, shall we?”

13. The karaoke queen:

(Sing to the tune of a popular song) “Oops, you’ve called [Your Name]! I’m not home to answer the phone. Just sing your message after the tone!”

14. The thriving one:

“Hi there! You’ve reached [Your Name]’s voicemail. I’m currently avoiding all human interaction and living my best life out there, but I’ll get back to you as soon as I’m back.”

15. The foodie:

“Bonjour! This is [Your Name]. Leave your message along with your favorite recipe, and I’ll call you back if that recipe turns out well.”

16. The fictional character:

“This is [Your Name], currently channeling my inner [Fictional Character]. Leave your message in a way that would make them proud!”

17. The jokester:

“Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s [Your Name], and you’ve reached my voicemail. Leave your message, and maybe I’ll answer the door next time!”

18. The wannabe astronaut:

“Houston, you’ve reached [Your Name]’s mission control center. I’m lost in space right now, so leave your message, and I’ll respond once I’ve landed back on Earth.”

19. The lost pirate:

“Ahoy, matey! It’s [Your Name], the lost pirate king. Leave your message in a bottle, and I’ll decipher it when I find some good rum and dry land.”

20. The brat:

“Hey. It’s (Your Name). If you’re a hot chick, you may leave a message at the tone. If you’re not hot, you call back later again.”

21. One that’s straight up:

“Hello. I’m not here right now, so leave a message! Keep it short. If you’re trying to sell me something, I’ll delete it right away. Thanks.”

22. A squirrelly situation:

“Hey there! [Your Name] here, currently chasing squirrels in the voicemail tree. Drop your nuts… I mean, notes, after the beep.”

23. The puzzling riddle:

“Greetings, fellow enigma enthusiast! I’m [Your Name], and I love a good riddle. Leave your message hidden within a riddle, and I’ll solve it in my reply!”

24. The shy one:

“Hey, I can’t chat right now—I’m dealing with a bit of amnesia and talking to strangers feels a bit awkward. Leave me a message, and maybe I’ll call you back later!”

25. The Taken remastered:

“Hello, I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking tosell me something, I can tell you that I’m broke. If you don’t leave me a sales-y voicemail, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you you’re looking to sell me something, I will delete this voicemail.”

26. The undercover agent:

“You’ve reached [Your Name]. Please say the secret code and if you get it right, I will call you back!”

27. The mystery of the missing snacks:

“Hello, detective [Your Name] here. I’m currently investigating the case of the disappearing snacks from the office fridge. Your message may hold the key.”

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Feel free to choose one that resonates with your sense of humor and let your callers enjoy a good chuckle before leaving their message.

Remember, it’s all about making a memorable impression while having some fun along the way!